60+ Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids That Are a Cornucopia of Laughs

Published November 17, 2021
Girl laughing at Thanksgiving table

Thanksgiving is a time to gather for fun with loved ones. You have family all around you and the laughs are flowing. Keep the giggles going by sharing a few Thanksgiving jokes for kids.

Kids Thanksgiving Jokes: One-Liners

Tickle some funny bones with these Thanksgiving one-liner jokes that are sure to elicit some chuckles.

Kids Thanksgiving One-Liner Joke
  • My mom told me to eat the turkey, so I gobbled it up.
  • My mom told me not to play with my turkey. It was fowl play.
  • It's always good to invite your buds to Thanksgiving. Your taste buds.
  • Pickles make a mean appetizer. They are kinda jarring.
  • I can't talk right now. I'm occu-pied.
  • The cornbread joke is a bit corny.
  • The pumpkin was broken, so we patched it.
  • The turkey was really hot. In fact, he was roasting.
  • A casserole doesn't know beans about cooking.
  • My mom got sick of me talking about the turkey on Thanksgiving. She made me leave the table for fowl language.

Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes

Who doesn't love a good knock-knock joke? Become a Thanksgiving comedian by trying out these knock-knock jokes.

  • Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to say Happy Thanksgiving?
  • Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Olive who?
    Olive some turkey and mashed potatoes.
  • Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Phillip who?
    Phillip your plate and let's eat.
  • Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Arthur who?
    Arthur any more mashed potatoes?
  • Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Gladys who?
    Gladys Thanksgiving so I can eat.
  • Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Annie who?
    Annie body want some stuffing?
  • Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Eden who?
    Eden Thanksgiving dinner and it's delicious.
  • Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Tank who?
    You're welcome for this wonderful meal.
  • Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Gavin who?
    Gavin the best time celebrating Thanksgiving.
  • Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Nadia who?
    Nadia any dessert if you don't finish your meal.
  • Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy some turkey, I'm starving.
  • Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Dewey who?
    Dewey wanna eat or what?

Turkey Jokes for Kids

Thanksgiving is all about the turkey. Don't run a fowl of these fast food jokes.

Turkey joke for kids
  • Q: Why did the turkey get booked at the station?
    A: He was involved in fowl play.
  • Q: Why are turkeys magical?
    A: They have a wishbone.
  • Q: Why was the turkey crying on Thanksgiving?
    A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
  • Q: Why did the turkey cluck at the hunter?
    A: He was chicken.
  • Q: Why couldn't the turkey eat another bite at Thanksgiving?
    A: He was stuffed.
  • Q: What part of the turkey has the best beat?
    A: The drumsticks
  • Q: What's a turkey's favorite dance?
    A: The Gobble
  • Q: What do you call a happy turkey?
    A: A perky turkey
  • Q: Why did the turkey get thrown out on Thanksgiving?
    A: He used fowl language.
  • Q: What did the turkey do when he didn't study for the test?
    A: He had to wing it.

Thanksgiving Food Jokes

Don't let the milk run out your nose when you're laughing at these Thanksgiving food puns.

Thanksgiving Food Joke
  • Q: What vegetable has the worst jokes?
    A: Corn. His jokes are always a little corny.
  • Q: What do you call mashed sweet potatoes?
    A: Squash-ed
  • Q: What does pumpkin pie say in a fight?
    A: You want a piece of me?
  • Q: Why are the vegetables crying?
    A: They were roasted.
  • Q: Why are the vegetables sparkling?
    A: It's the 24 carrots.
  • Q: What's the dish your family avoids on Thanksgiving?
    A: Beets me.
  • Q: Why are the beans going to jail on Thanksgiving?
    A: The beans stalk.
  • Q: What's the quietest vegetable at the dinner table?
    A: The corn. They are all ears.
  • Q: What's the most devious food on your Thanksgiving table?
    A: The deviled eggs
  • Q: Why did the mashed potatoes and stuffing get put in time out for playing around?
    A: You're not supposed to play with your food.

Thanksgiving Puns Kids Will Gobble Up

Puns are so punny. Keep your Thanksgiving funny with a few thankful puns to laugh at.

  • Oh my gourd, I can't even think of dessert.
  • Oh yes, I yam.
  • It's time to get this dinner roll-ing.
  • Stuffing compares to a great Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Thanksgiving dinner gets butter every year.
  • This is the baste Thanksgiving dinner.
  • It's all gravy around here.
  • When it comes to Thanksgiving, feast mode is activated.
  • This is a gourd-eous dinner.
  • When I tell them what I'm thankful for, they gobble it up.

Funny Pilgrim Jokes for Laughs

Pilgrims were a big part of Thanksgiving. Try out a few jokes of historical significance.

  • Q: Why did all the pilgrims dress alike?
    A: They were pilgrim-age.
  • Q: What's a pilgrim's favorite flower?
    A: The Mayflower
  • Q: What did the pilgrims use to open doors on Thanksgiving?
    A: Tur-key
  • Q: Why did the pilgrim become an attorney?
    A: They were good at making a settlement.
  • Q: What did the pilgrims call their rock band?
    A: Plymouth Rock
  • Q: How did the pilgrims wash their clothes in Plymouth?
    A: Tide
  • Q: Why did the pilgrims only play cards?
    A: It's the only deck they had.
  • Q: Why didn't the pilgrims make apple pie?
    A: The job is crumby.
  • Q: Why did the pilgrim wear suspenders?
    A: Their belts were on their hats.

Kids Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving is a time for gratitude and love for your family. Try out a few fun jokes for kids to keep everyone laughing and entertained.

60+ Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids That Are a Cornucopia of Laughs